Reading Career Advice T-Shirts

'He's had a complete career shutdown....'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'Jumping over a candle stick is known as an entry level job.'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"