Reading About Laws Pillows

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"Overruled."

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

Gun Ego

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"