Reading About Gender Roles Mugs

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Gender Symbols

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

A shared passion

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."