Reading About Gender Roles Mugs

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Gender Symbols

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

A shared passion

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

'I wear the pants in our relationship.'

"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."