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"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

The Anti-Agent

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Bermuda Triangles

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Walt Disney on ice."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Da Vinci Cod

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Gremlins 47

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

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