Reaction Enthusiast Mugs

'I'd appreciate your reaction this latest idea of mine Simkins.'

Overjumpers

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

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"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

The wine-shop

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

Constructive Criticism Area.

Intermediate Slouching.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Stuntmen Directions