Rcmp Fan Pillows

Bobsleigh Sobriety Test

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Koala

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'Our limo's here.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I believe you were first.'

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Thomas Wyatt

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Sling