Rattle Enthusiast Mugs

'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Rodeos

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

TTIP

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Helms Burton Title III

'Ref!!'

'I'm outta here.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"