Ratings Rule Follower Mugs

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'