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Bank of England Base Rates.

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

Federal Reserve Board - 'We'll know when interest rates hit rock bottom when everyone says 'enough already''

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Annual profits,

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'