Rat Rights Advocate Prints

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"I have no thumbs."

"She wishes to range free!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Save the unicorn.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'I can't recommend the beef.'

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'