Rarest Treasures Pillows

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You're on a what?!"

Rare Books

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Darn paparazzi."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Common Dodo!

"I'm still looking, sir."

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

'This looks like a good spot.'

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

"I got them at a car boot sale."

"I got you a gift."

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

After making landfall, Baldo the Explorer discovers a metal chest packed with precious riches. He flees with all the goods he can carry.

"That cozy scarf is yours?"

Captain Tom

A Convention of Coin Collectors.