Rare Species Enthusiast Prints

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Save me versus Feed me.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Exotic Garden'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

Mammoth

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'Wouldn't a cute little schnauzer terrier have served just as well?'

'I'm telling you, Ralph, I wish Polly never taught you that nasty habit!'

Nurturing the Tree of Life

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Eskimo turtle

"Good news, the Dodo King has heeded the advice that flying is dangerous and decreed that the key to our long term survival is to become flightless..."

The Very Last Dinosaur

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"

'It sickens us when they're killed just for the tusks.'

'You're shorter than I expected.'

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."