Rare Jog Partner Pillows

Running with the Devil.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Gym Dog

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Treadmillstone

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Teddy jogging

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Academy.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

Crawling Marathon.

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Don't forget bib number!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'