Rare Bottle Collector Prints

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"You're on a what?!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Over-reaction Man.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Wine

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Red for me, please.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Wine: New and Old.

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

A Good Year.