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'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

Honoré de Balzac

Rare Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A.M Gorky

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.