Rare Bird Seeker T-Shirts

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

Drool Marks

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Penguins going for flying lessons

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'I'm telling you, Ralph, I wish Polly never taught you that nasty habit!'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Rory McIlroy

"I'm still looking, sir."

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

"Oh yes, I used to love chasing balls, but now, I'm just content watching you young ones doing it..."

"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Cheating at golf.

'We don't have any of those. They are rare.'

"What did you put in that bird feeder?"

'No, it's definitely not a Blue Tit - it hasn't got that distinctive yellow breast.'

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

'Oh belle pute!'

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

"This book you've brought back is very rare, and has been missing for over 200 years!... Unfortunately, there's a £750,000 fine to pay."