Ranking Rebel T-Shirts

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Rugby Player

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Unabridged Dictionary

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Whatever