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"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Bright idea

Eureka!

The Thought Process.

Creative department

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Innovative

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Good idea.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Thinking outside of the box

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Brainstorm in progress.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

' A new idea '

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Brainstorm in progress.

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Business Meeting

Do not think outside the box!