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"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Bright idea

Eureka!

Creative department

The Thought Process.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Innovative

Good idea.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Thinking outside of the box

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Brainstorm in progress.

' A new idea '

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Brainstorm in progress.

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Do not think outside the box!

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Business Meeting

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'