Rambling Appreciator Prints

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Caterpillar Portrait

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Big business is not evil

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Leo Tolstoy

Elephant Magic Carpet

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

You know you're getting old when....

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"