Raise Receiver Prints

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Army Barracks

Lack History Month

'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Actually, we're just getting started."

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

"First you said 'Don't bring home a bad report card', Then you ask to see it. Make up your mind."

'That elusive fifth star...'

I believed he started on the shop floor.

'I got the raise - plus a few other things.'

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"Yes, you caught me at a bad time...I'm home!"

'Whenever I get a good test grade I show it to my mother. Whenever I get a bad test grade, I show it to my grandma.'

Irritable Bowel Syndrome Week.

'Having numerous children is not that bad: I get loads of presents on Mothers' Day...'

"This one's for a cause to be named later."