Rainy Day Romancer Gifts

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Glastonbury. After.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

I hate monday mornings.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Listening to Coldplay.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

How Optimism Works

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Neil Young

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Drought's Over

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Watering can helmet.

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

London summer.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Ark under giant brolly.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Noah and the skunks...

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'It's a new design to save water.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'I'm singing in disdain...'

Frog with an umbrella.

Rhino bird in the rain

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Covid Winter

A man standing in the rain