Rainstorm Reflector Mugs

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

The Single Rain Drop

"Good dog!"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

Waiting For Rain.

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

Rainy Day.

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

Retirement...Retirement...

Hi

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'

Looking miserable out there today...

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."