Rainforest Rover Mugs

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Jungle

Walking the Plank.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Pirates

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.