Railway Riddle Solver Mugs

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

Cryptologists Anonymous

'...Or not.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

Things You Should Know About...

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"What has one horn and gives milk?"

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

'What has a bottom at the top?'

Sam's Gourmet Diner. I'll have chicken and he'll have eggs -- we want to see which one comes first.