Railway Official Prints

Railway official telling a traveller not to smoke in the waiting room

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Executive Lifestyle

Solar Storm Expected!

'That is the bike lane...'

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Going shooting

London underground talks continued

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

Confusion on the Railways

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

First They Came for the Census Bureau

Finishing Line

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

"You're three days late, I think you're going to have a railway executive."

Railway accidents

Bumps in the road.

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'You're not alone...plenty of other employers have union officials on paid leave for training!'

Frank Williams RIP

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'