Rail Transport Prints

Now that the White House has established the all-important commission to investigate voter fraud....here's a couple of other pressing issues that cry out for setting up a commission of their own...

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Carefree luggage.

Thru versus Through Traffic

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Packed like sardines

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Well did he?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'