Raft Architect Prints

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Build a raft!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'So what have you been up to?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Fish Food

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Hamster.

Will build to suit myself.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."