Raf Applicant Mugs

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Raphael

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Gulliver's other travels.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

What do you think of the application so far?

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

The RAF salute the world of banking

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.