Radio Technician Prints

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'We just received an obscene radio message from planet Sigma Epsilon Khi.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Turn down the bass."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

NYC Department of Sanitation

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.