Radio Engineer T-Shirts

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Birds with Headphones

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

George Martin

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

No Instruments Please

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'