Radiation Rebel Mugs

And the glowing globe for best nuclear engineer goes to...

Nuclear Waste.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I really got used to working from home."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

FDA Ingredients

The Threat of AI

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'Next.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Scientists chained to the floor