Racket Swinger Prints

Tennis winner.

Wordplay

Monica Seles

Rafael Nadal

"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."

Lady of the bath...

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"But I use all of them!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The Off-Season

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Big advantage!!'

King Richard I

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Bill Tilden

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'