Racing Sim Racers Pillows

Nick the Stereo.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

A smiling cyclist

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

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