Racing Driver Prints

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Formula 1.

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

A rally car crashes into hay bales.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

The highlight of any given car race.

'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Formula One car models

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

speed limit 200

Oral test for Formula 1 driver

Pit crew.

'Stop it! You kids stop it this instant, or I will pull this car into the pit, and you will both regret it!'

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Papal Bull.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula 1.

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

'Why doesn't he just control Z, control Z, control Z?'

The Finish Line

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Don't shake.

'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'

'Zooooooooooooooom' - 'What are you doing?' - 'I'm trying to simulate being fast.'

Crashing into the Finish Line

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'You know what would improve NASCAR? Randomly placed landmines.'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'1 and 2. . .1 and 2.'

Incentive