Racial Justice Seeker Pillows

"It's not like we're trained to racially profile."

Trial by Media

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

America, are we learning anything?

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump secret police

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Now that's a win."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."