Racial Equality Warrior Pillows

"I know you insisted on getting off here, but this area is for employees only. Are you sure you know where you're going?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"You don't see much in the way of rioting and looting when an unarmed white man is killed by the police."

Policing women's vigil

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

No means No!

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Feeding at the Trough

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Sexual Harassment

Suffragette with banner demanding "Votes for (middle class) women".

Sex Equality

Equality

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"Why is she shouting"

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'