Race Track Rebel Mugs

A rally car crashes into hay bales.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Tractor Racing

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Wild Blueberries"

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Michael Schumacher

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Finish line.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"