Race Lovers Mugs

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Ancient Racing

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A day at the transgenic races

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Snail Coach

Tango

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Rose

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Everything's coming up roses!

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Be my Valentine?'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.