Race Lovers Mugs

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Ancient Racing

A day at the transgenic races

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Romeo and Julietta'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Tango

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

But the President is a Black Guy

Snail Coach

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

The African Plains during the 70's.

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Rose

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Everything's coming up roses!

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Be my Valentine?'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.