Race Fan With A Taste For Chinese Cuisine Mugs

"Don't mind him....that's a win-ton."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

We're barely gonna make it!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Did you order a starter?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Chinese Novel Cookie

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Misfortune cookies

Race Horses See Big People.

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

The rally driver's breakfast

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

race car drivers.

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

The Finish Line

Ostriches

The Untold History of General Tso.