Race Day Motivator Prints

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Smile

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'That Brown bears watching!'

Bradley Wiggins

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Loser's Podium.

Get a life

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

'Well, did you win or what?'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

The Tortoise and NASCAR.