Race Day Bandits Prints

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Get a life

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Biggest Hat Award

Top Finish Line Crossers.

Jesus Feeds the 5K