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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Parenting Skills Training

"I got a job!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

In Difficulties.

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

The Rabbit Meeting.

Magicing the crowd away

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'