Rabbit Food Fan Prints

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Head over Hooves

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Church Basement Foodie

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Baby squirrel & Berries

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'