Rabbit Food Fan Prints

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Wolf Karaoke

"Nuts to you, too."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Church Basement Foodie

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'