Quota Philosopher Mugs

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Financial Eyesight

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I got one this small.'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

Holiday Shopping for Guys

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

TSA Lines

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Pollution and money

You Don't Know What It's Like

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"