Quota Chaser Pillows

Add a touch of humor and motivation to their space with a cozy pillow emblazoned with a witty quote about chasing quotas. Comfort has never been so inspiring.

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'It's O.K., he's on full commission.' mockup

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor. mockup

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed." mockup

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!" mockup

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

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'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.' mockup

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

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'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.' mockup

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

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'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.' mockup

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

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'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.' mockup

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

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Let's Celebrate

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"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes." mockup

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

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Breakthrough

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We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around! mockup

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

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Gloat

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"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses." mockup

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

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Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits. mockup

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

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"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?" mockup

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!" mockup

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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Counting my Bonus...

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Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!' mockup

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

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Business Partners' vows

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"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off." mockup

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

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'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.' mockup

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

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'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

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