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'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Gloat

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Counting my Bonus...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Corporate Success

'Our giant sale now on!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.