Quizzing Mugs

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

"Dammit people! I'm not looking for answers, I'm looking for questions!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Pub quiz night.

"Pretty good day at school. Miss Moore asked me a few questions I didn't have to fend off."

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"It's the Tree of Knowledge, do it for your pub quiz team."

"School just started and it looks like Baldo's already doing important research."

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

TV quiz

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And you need to know this why?"

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What would you like me to play next?"