Quixotic Thinkers Prints

I wish I had a Pterodactyle...it could live on my roof.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Guru Shifted Thinking

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Don Quichotte's shadow

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."