Quitter's Fury T-Shirts

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Do the patches help?'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

Stop Smoking Programe.

Smoking Area

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

'No thanks, I've given up, I just come out for a bit of passive smoking...'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'