Quit Conqueror Mugs

Addicts

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Editor.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Computer Gamers.

University of Adversity.

"It looks like burn out to me."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

Man with world on his shoulders