Quit Conqueror Mugs

Addicts

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Editor.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Computer Gamers.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

University of Adversity.

"It looks like burn out to me."

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Man with world on his shoulders