Quirky Winter Enthusiast Pillows

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

"They were out of carrots."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Football Crazy strip six

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

The Reindeer Strike

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Slippery, huh?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"